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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Who so loves believes the impossible. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. Obstacles are those frightful t
hings you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Wit is educated insolence. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are. Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Facts are the enemy of truth. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly
rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are. Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Who so loves believes the impossible. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. N
o dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. When ideas fail, words come in very handy. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you c
an do. Think up something appropriate and do it. A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. Who so loves believes the impossible. Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without
work. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to ma
ke it worth the effort. If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. Good people do no
t need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. Those who are willing to sacrifice essential liberties for a little order, will lose both and deserve neither. His ignorance is encyclopedic Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder of just how strong true love can be. No one can earn a million dollars honestly. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. Give me a museum and I'll fill it. The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but b
ecause you are. I'll sleep when I'm dead. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act respon=
sibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. Programming today=
is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better =
idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better=
idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Who so loves believes the imposs=
ible. The great thing about television is that if something important happ=
ens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel=
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. We didn't lose the game; w=
e just ran out of time. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into fla=
me by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who hav=
e rekindled this light. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. =
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by =
everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the =
exact opposite. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take=
your eyes off your goal. Wit is educated insolence. A mathematician is a =
device for turning coffee into theorems. Treat everyone with politeness, e=
ven those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you =
are. Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually ri=
ght. Facts are the enemy of truth. Anyone who considers arithmetical metho=
ds of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. The proble=
m with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. First they ignor=
e you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. A little=
inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. All love shifts and chan=
ges. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. I wou=
ld like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree th=
at sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not los=
s, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly =
rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. I shall not was=
te my days in trying to prolong them. An inconvenience is only an adventur=
e wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.=
Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not becau=
se they are nice, but because you are. Each problem that I solved became a=
rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. Drinking provides a=
beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure =
-- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. It is better to have a permanent inco=
me than to be fascinating. Make everything as simple as possible, but not =
simpler. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Who so love=
s believes the impossible. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuo=
us traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. A happy person is n=
ot a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a =
certain set of attitudes. No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned =
population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the univ=
erse than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrant=
s and armies cannot stand. When ideas fail, words come in very handy. With=
out question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh=
, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does=
not go nearly as well with pizza. A friendship founded on business is bet=
ter than a business founded on friendship. I'm all in favor of keeping dan=
gerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Lo=
ve is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends...=
If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Sleep =
is an excellent way of listening to an opera. Three o'clock is always too =
late or too early for anything you want to do. When a friend is in trouble=
, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up some=
thing appropriate and do it. A people that values its privileges above its=
principles soon loses both. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Autumn =
is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. If we had no win=
ter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of=
adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. If you can count your mone=
y, you don't have a billion dollars. What lies behind us and what lies bef=
ore us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. Who so lov=
es believes the impossible. Too often we give our children answers to reme=
mber rather than problems to solve. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse t=
o pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with =
fat, hairy girls. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. A li=
e gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its p=
ants on. The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing w=
ithout work. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in=
overalls and looks like work. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you =
what can't be done, and why. Then do it. Problems worthy of attack prove t=
heir worth by fighting back. What the world really needs is more love and =
less paper work. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the year=
s. Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. He who has a 'why' to live, can bear =
with almost any 'how'. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are th=
e same. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when wo=
rds become superfluous. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to=
my lunch? Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denyin=
g himself a pleasure. The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment=
' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig =
was 'committed'. A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but=
it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. If everything se=
ems under control, you're just not going fast enough. Programming today is=
a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idi=
ot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better id=
iots. So far, the Universe is winning. Give me chastity and continence, bu=
t not yet. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I on=
ly think about how to solve the problem. A doctor can bury his mistakes bu=
t an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. A narcissist is=
someone better looking than you are. Memory is a child walking along a se=
ashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store awa=
y among its treasured things. My advice to you is get married: if you find=
a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Three o=
'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. We did=
n't lose the game; we just ran out of time. Good people do not need laws t=
o tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around th=
e laws. Those who are willing to sacrifice essential liberties for a littl=
e order, will lose both and deserve neither. His ignorance is encyclopedic=
Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle; rather a great reminder o=
f just how strong true love can be. No one can earn a million dollars hone=
stly. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. Give me a=
museum and I'll fill it. The artist is nothing without the gift, but the =
gift is nothing without work. He is one of those people who would be enorm=
ously improved by death. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of=
alcohol. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bite=
s. Moderation is for monks. The true measure of a man is how he treats som=
eone who can do him absolutely no good. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Treat ev=
eryone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they a=
re nice, but because you are. I'll sleep when I'm dead. 24 hours in a day,=
24 beers in a case. Coincidence?=20